WTF?

[aelia]

Why is it that the largest, most painful bruises I get are ones that I have no memory of causing? I have a enormous purple bruise on my left hip that I cannot stand to even have my phone bump against while in a pocket, and I have no idea just how the fuck I did it. On further inspection last night it appears to be exactly at desk hight which implies that at some point I have violently bashed into it, and I have no recollection of this happening. GAH!

Yeah, that's about it. You expected something of substance? I could always bitch about the first day back at class you know ;)