aelia | You know you should probably take a break when...

It is scary some of the shit they pitch at these kids - in my sister's grade two class a few years back they were blathering on about childhood obesity, and this poor little bastard, who was a little chubby - not fat by any definition of the word 0 and the health teacher told him he would die of a heart attack if he didn't lose weight. DUDE, HE IS SEVEN. And they wonder why little kids are being diagnosed with eating disorders? And I swear the girls are turning into bitchy little skanks earlier and earlier. Damn kids, GTFO my lawn.

God, everything in this sentance. I mean, fine, be a pack of self obsessive negative wankers, but quit trying to drag everyone down with you. I'm still pissed off that two of those bastards that I thought I had ditched when I went to tafe found and added me on DA. >< And yes, being on your own >>>>> dickfaces and bitchtits. Also cocksuckers, because that is a hilarious word.

Hm, mine seem to just drop out entirely. And it's usually the side ones, but yes with the frantic flailing and subsquent relief. I didn't know that it had to do with self-image though. I've been having them more frequently lately though, wonder if that says anything?

Ohh, we didn't have a Chardonney, though we did have a Shiraz. He should have had a twin sister called Chardonney. A friend of mine, who's mother is a teacher said that she had taught a kid named CHandelier. WTF?? STOP NAMING YOUR KIDS STUPID THINGS. THEY WILL HAET YOU FOR IT.

HA! See, haters, DST is a fucking pain in the arse.Stop trying to chuck us into it, because you're too fucking lazy to get up an hour earlier. FAIL.

No worries. *paradesabout in her viking hat*

You so Eric (from True Blood). You little viking you.

Poor kids. :( The government here is all about EXERCISE, YOU MOTHERFUCKING FATSOS, and they have adverts reminding kids & parents not to eat too much and to play outside and EXERCISE, MOTHERFUCKERS, ect. Its awful. At least for me, P.E. was the worst part of my schooling experience, along with bullying and school meals (squick), and the government should be cultivating intelligence over athleticism, IMHO. GO TO THE LIBRARY MOTHERFUCKERS.

Aw, I'm sorry Aelia :( You could report their profiles for furry pron? Or would that be counterproductive? Haha, cocksuckers :D (see, it is hilarious!)

http://dreammoods.com/cgibin/dreamdictionarysearch.pl?method=exact&header=dreamsymbol&search=teeth

http://dreammoods.com/cgibin/teethdreams.pl?method=exact&header=dreamid&search=teethintro

i've been using dreammoods for about 5 years, usually it sort of makes sense to me? Idk. Backs up Sulli anyway.

"Another rationalization for these falling teeth dream may be rooted in your fear of being embarrassed or making a fool of yourself in some specific situation. These dreams are an over-exaggeration of your worries and anxiety.�"

This.

I've never had any other common dream (flying, falling,ect), have you?

Hahaha, Chardonney! How about Don Perinot? I admit I like to give my sim-babies Mary-Sue-ish names, but hey, its my game. And they don't relate to the circumstances of their conception, such as naming your child after alcohol. You may as well call the kid Condom Broke.

ROFL, I really must get around to reading/watching that.

Yep, our govt. is much the same. They have however chosen the ironic route of telling children not to watch so much television...upon the television. Fools. PE wasn't so bad here - it didn't become srs business until grade 9 I think, wherupon we were permitted to ditch it if we wanted. I most certainly did! The rest of the time it was playing half arsed games and do that retarded running thing.

I agree with your library statment. NEEDS MOAR SMART PEOPLE. ALSO IMAGINATION. NOT ENOUGH OF THAT.

I just wish I could report them for overwhelming douchebaggery. One of them acts like she is twelve years old, and keeps taking photos of herself, the other is a patronising, sanctimious little cock who keeps lecturing people about eerything.

"Another rationalization for these falling teeth dream may be rooted in your fear of being embarrassed or making a fool of yourself in some specific situation. These dreams are an over-exaggeration of your worries and anxiety.�"

Well shit, that's me in a nutshell!

I don't know whether it counts as flying, but I've had dreams where I'm on a plane and it keeps using the highway as a runway. It's wierd. Mum has those too.

ROFL, condom broke. How about places? Sea-Cruise Hammock? Back Seat? Dear God. I think names should be presented before a jury of twelve grumpy old people before you can give it to your kid, and if they decide that it is stupid, you're banned from naming said kid. I reckon it would work well.

(Sims don't count. I name sims retarded things, like Cement Mixer, and Chocolate Coin)

The series is a bit better than the books I think, just for the sheer audacity of a sex scene every 4 seconds.

DRAW A PICTURE BITCHES OF WHAT YOUR HOUSE LOOKS LIKE YEAAAAAAH.

Urgh. Can you like...de-associate yourself with them on dA? Or is it outside of dA too?

I get quite bad anxiety too, which is why my journal is saafe *strokes the precious* I'm sorry you have to go through that :(

How odd; fascinating but odd. Freud would have a field day.

I love your idea! Who would name the kid though? The Bible?

Lol Cement Mixer XD M or F?

Aeliaaaaa. Never let me near BS again pls. I realphaed 15 sets of lips while I was procrastinating on writing my essays :( Now I have to take previews and comparisons and shit. And baaaaaaaaaaaw. craicraicrai.

ROFL, I have heard that XD

I haven't watched them back, which means I don't have to see their journals or stff in my inbox (always a good thing), and I could from commenting on my page, but that undermines my position of apathy XD Plus I will get a malicious and rather horrible amount of pleasure in the fact that I am persuing my dream occupation, while she's stuck in a useless and far more expensive business course...riiiight in the middle of the GFC. I have skills bitch, you've just spent fifty grand on learning how to balance a petty cash box, and how to be a passive agressive cocksucker over the office stationary. SHe's gonna be a real bitch of a boss.

Oh, it's more a petty annoyance than anything else. So long as they never contaminate my personal blogs. Which they will never be linked to.

ROFL, Freud. Plane on highway = kinky sex. Everything seems to equal kinky sex with him.

Perhaps the jury can present the parental units with twelve acceptable names, and they can pick from them?

Female, she had a grey Enayla skin and was obsessed with being abducted.

ROFL, I have managed to resist the siren call of BS so far. If i go in, I won't come out. I have some stuff ready to copy and paste as soon as I have the time, and I am itching to do it :D It's a sickness I swear! craicraicrai indeed :D

I would feel the same. XD Looks like you've won overall! How long have you wanted to be an animator, twisted animator?

More like, everything = penis/daddy issues. Usually linked. Freud was an odd man.

twelve names:
Jane
John
Jayne
Jonathon
Janette
Jonny
Joan
Joseph
Josephine
Joanne
Joe

Y/Y?

Haha, siren call XD It takes soo long to load for me, as well as the fact that + photoshop tends to make my computer overheat.

Heh, since I was a kid - I think it kinda clicked when I was eleven or twelve that this was what I was going to do. I have no idea why it stuck like that, but here I am now :D

Oh God, Freud and his penii. I think Freud had some serious, serious issues.

Y/Y indeed :D They can be substitued for non J names, but nothing fucked up like Shiraz.

Ha, well, I kinda take out all my CC but what I'm working on when I load up BS, so it's all fast and shiney for me XD

Aw. That's really lovely and sweet and stuff. They're doing careers advice for 3 year olds from today, so everyone on daytime tv has been asking each other what they wanted to 'be' when they were 3. I wanted to be a pony. I still aspire to be, one day...

I do the BS thing too, but my 'projects' subfolder is about 800MB on its own so it takes a while :( time to delete cache files i think.

this is part of my plan for j-name domination, didn't you know?! nothing fucked up like bunker or kate - jate and junker are fine though.

I loved Freud's double standards, especially when his daughter (anna?) was involved - on live tv anna said she dreamt of a cigar or a banana or something, something that Freud had written about as a metaphor for a penis, and interpreted it in such a way that it seemed...to do with an Oedipus concept. And on live tv he said to his daughter that sometimes, 'dreams are just dreams'. Very amusing. At least to me.

Career advice for three year olds? That's a bit early isn't it? Your average three year old wants to be about fifteen things in one day. And lol, some day you will achieve your dream of being a pony!

Yeah, those things are hideously huge. Especially when one saves their psds in the folders, and has about five skintone folders foating about.

Ah, J names. That works - Jate and Junker FTW.

ROFLMAO I bet he changed his tune with his daughter. That is rather amusing yes :D

Yeah, way early. I still don't know what I want to do, let alone what I wanted to be at 3. :/ Except a pony (it will happen!).

You make skintones? Interesting. I am very fail-y at them. In a big way.

Sorry for my lack of reply, I've been really tired today :( Will try and think of something interesting to tell you. Hmmmm.

Fish.

I think I changed my mind every five minutes when I was three. I know being a fairy featured very strongly in my carreer dreams though :D

Well if you count 'sucking at making skintones' an answer, then yes :D I'm not very good at it yet, but it's on my list of thing to learn to do better.

Heh, no worries, I know the feeling. Something interesting? Hm. Bees are awesome.

Bees are in decline, aren't they? Or maybe they aren't and they're threatening to take over earth again. Hmm.

Sorry for my lack of reply, I have been feeling a bit down lately, so I've been throwing myself into work (lolno, I'm still procrastinating; I've been making cc. 20 lipsets realpha'd so far.)

I'm sure you'll get the skintone bug soon enough. Layer masks and all that. I'm interested in what you'd do XD Jirka vs maxis defaults just to piss the editors off?

You'll still be a fairy! A fairy with a viking helmet! we shall call you the viking pixie.

Yeah, worryingly so :/ Bees taking over the earth could be lulzy though, different to the normal doomsday scenarios!

Heh, don't worry, though I hope you pick up soon! *aelia sends hugs and chocolates!* Said lipstick projects intrigue me though :D

Oh, I *have* the skintone bug, I'm just not very good at it yet. And it takes a hell of a lot of work. What I'd do? All kinds of things, but I'd definately like to try my hand at some Enayla esque fantasy details, though without the shiney to be sure. I want to say, pull Shays' steampunk robot apart and put it back together in an awesome manner. Jirka + Maxian default sounds most lulzy also. I would attempt it for the lol value.

Woot, Viking Fairy FTW :D I shall have armoured wings and long plaits as well as my hat :D

I'm afraid of bees, not just the insect types, more the idea of being sodomized by a man dressed in a bee costume who shouts BZZZZZ at every inward thrust.

you can haz beta d/l of the lipsticks if you'd like, i need to fix tooltips and shit on the ones by anarose, but otherwise its a matter of not being bothered to make up a post on my part. do you have any you'd like doing? i have a few by ephemera in mind.

i love enayla's stuff, needlecream and sanusex did a great job at blending them into something more useable, but i do love the facial ornaments and they don't seem to take well to blending D: i would love to see what you did with that motherfucking robot! <3 i'd HAPPILY take previews of the jirkmaxian skin on EVERY TOWNIE.

you have to have a weird bra type thing as well! we are veering a bit steampunk here i fear.

(thanks for the love, you can haz mine too. you poor thing, animation's driving you crazy. <3)

I don't know whether to be terrified or laugh at that statement XD I fully expect it to show up on like an Oprah, or Dr Phil show now :D

Ooh, beta sounds shiney :D Anarose? Not heard of them? I can't think of anything off the top of my head (I'm sure there's one or two by bruno that nobody has touched before,)

Emphera's could always use tweaking though :)

Yeah, that's the reason I pretty much only got the naturals off them, because I like the ornamental bits - I miss the old ones before she got sick where the stuff was all over their bodies. Steampunk robot FTW :D I will have fun with that. I might do two versions, one entirely robotic, and another a human-robot blend. That would be awesome.

Steampunk viking fairy? I SEE NOTHING WRONG WITH THIS!

Yay, loved :D

I plan to use the phrase in any way possible :D now the baton is over to you! go forth, and let their be bee sodomy :D!

anarose is their romanised name - they're an asian creator, i find usually their azn-y creators' textures are delicious but alphas are a bit crap generally - http://blog.naver.com/PostList.nhn?blogId=aja902&categoryNo=7&parentCategoryNo=7 is their naver blog :D

i've done one of bruno's newest sets (if i ever see the name doll lips ever again it will be too soon), 2 by anarose, 1 by bluelemon (http://l3luelemon.multiply.com/journal/item/24/Make_up_Ordinary_Lips_), 10 by heinz (oh god not linking these i'd rather die), 2 by juice (1, 2), 2 by mouth(1, 2, andddd that nymphy/serasims one i sent you before (which i won't share probably) - http://www.mediafire.com/?tj2mzzmmiyn! the password is the same one as for the nymphy/serasims one.

jesus christ i never want to link anything ever again

poor enayla. she's been ill for like 2 or 3 years now? i still check her furiae website every so often; but nada. CTC suggested having the ornamental bits on a mask or tattoo box or something.

we shall create your steampunk fairy in the sims! :D

Rofl, it is a phrase that must enter popular culture! IT WILL BE THE ~~AMERICA's~~ THE INTERWEBS NEXT TOP MEME!

Ah, I've not come across her before. I agree about their creatations (nearly typed creatures, my brain is being sodomised by that godamned bee), nice textures, but crap excution.

I love that second Juice set, they're really pretty. I stopped looking at their stuff for fear of GIANT WHITE COLOURED FACE EATER around the lips on anything that wasn't vampire pale. There is some shineyness in there, thank you :D I shall check them out in bs/game when I get a spare moment.

ROFL, I hate linking too. 'specially on here and LJ with the html codes.

I know, and she was so nice too. I once did a meshing job for her and she was great to talk to, not up herself or anything. She was going to do a lolita set next too (I actually made that wa-loli mesh for her) I hope she miraculously gets better and comes back (and makes some new shinies for her website too, I miss them)

AGH, those tattoo boxes. That is an awesome idea, but those things break my brain. I wish there was a tutorial for dummies for them, 'cause damn!

(Oh God, the things my brain thinks of. I now have the twisted urge to pooklet Aikea's chest hair overlay and make them into a box. That would be simultaneously terrible and awesome at the same time.)

WhooT!

I finished doing the Ephemera ones, phew. The anarose and Ephemera ones I actually did in SimPE, the others I did by hand in Bodyshop. Much easier, this method. XD I hope they aren't too much for you, feel free to delete any.

I think I will take a look at some more Newsea ones, they are rather nice textures. :D There is one I'm thinking of with all squarish (1!) alphas, they're begging to be done rly.

I've always wanted to start a meme! XD /nerd
My friend and I have a 'no u' thing going on, which has spread to making gif emoticons on MSN out of various things, including k-pop singers (NO TAEYANG). But sodomy is a new one. Hopefully there won't be any bee sodomy images, though. Bzzzz.

Aw, poor Enayla. I think lolita from her would've been something spectacular, if her masquerade stuff was anything to go by. (I have your wa-loli mesh! XD)

You could ask Quinctia for advice? If you were going to do them ofc. NO PRESSURE GOD AELIA.

Hahaha, I still mean to Pooklet that crammyboy cock hack. I'm having way too much fun (which in context sounds sleazy) with my aslyum people, but ACR is rampant in their little bedroom. And that defiant human penis will get it somehow :Z (again with the sleazy). Pooklet'd facial hair for males'd be nice too, but that might go against my overall stance of THINK OF YOUR OWN DAMN COLOURS, BITCHES.

Oooh, ooh, speaking of enayla, has anyone ever re-alpha'ed her lipsticks?

God, wtf do they have square alphas? Newsea FAIL.

(roflmao, random, but my nine year old sister just told my brother that 'he just doesn't understand women'. I fuckin' lolled)

LOL oh god, gifs. Gifs are fantastic and made of win and there should be moar of them. You'd just better hope that a bee doesn't appear in a K-pop filmclip because I think the world would end. Hilarously.

Ikr! It would have been fantastic, 'cause she wanted all alpha bits everywhere to make lace and stuff. And aww.

I might have to do that yes. She did say that she was gonna write a tut, so we'll see.

ROFL, I had forgotten about the Pooklet'd cock. Neon blue penises (penii?) for the fucking hilarious win.

GODMAMMIT, WHY ARE YOU GIVING ME MOAR IDEAS. I want pooklet'd facial hair now. I will attack Nymphy's hair with them :D I must admit that I am voraciously downloading everything in those colours because they are pretty and I loves them :P I'm such a completionist. Though at the same time, I feel smug because I have my own colour palette - I have merely replaced my neons with her neons, because mine sucked arse. I still loves my 'retro' colour set though.

YOU ARE GENIUS
May I steal your realphaing Enayla idea? j00 will get credited. :}
oh newsea; you have so much skill in meshing, why the deformed anime hairs? do you really think your donators are that big a fans of sailor moon? let alone some of the unnamed monstrosities that look more native american than asian. and the otherwise lovely hairs with giant lumps of ponytail or whatever on them. oh newsea. *sigh* (you can totally tell its run by the peggy people.)

(lol, how old is your brother? if he was older than 9 i would've lolled too XD)

Did the world end for you? If not, on a technicality! J-pop=K-pop, damn it!!

I would Pooklet the cock just to simsecret it tbh: TOP THIS BITCHES, I DARE YOU.

JUST TO FUCK WITH YOU: pooklet's sclera in pooklet's neons. think about it.
i would seriously love your retro neon colours.

XD, no need to credit me, steal away!

Oh God yes.

Dear Newsea, one sailor moon straw hair is enough. Please to be attempting some new shineys please, and ditch the impossible ponytails and hair clips. Seriously.

No love, me.

(Seriously, I have uber thick hair, and not even I could get ponytails like that to work. There's cartoony artistic license, and then there is absurd)

He's thirteen in two months, and he just gave her this appalled 'wtf' look while the rest of us lolled heartily.

Jesus Christ on a cracker. The third impact has hit XD (which is equally as technical as EVA = japanese, as well as serious mindfuck)

ROFL, DO EEEEEET

Oooooooh, that is an intriguing idea. I have always wanted a black sclera mask, now every eye can be alien-ified.

They're not any shiney type actions (though making them into such is an idea) mearly colour swatches, but if you want em, I can find them.

Oo yes plz to your colour swatches.

I downloaded the lips you meant, I could only find one set, does that sound right to you? Anyway, I forgot to do them in BS so I'll do them tomorrow.

aw, your siblings sound cute. do they all have the thick hair too?

nah, i wouldn't do it for fear of offending people :/ i am shy at heart.

What're you doing for halloween?

Should just be the one yeah. Redlight or something? I can't wait to see them :D

Hee, they have their moments...and many many moments of incredible irritatingness :D Like at the moment where if a certain little girl does not stop with the damned baby talk... >< Bother has wierd hair too, and The Loud One has wild curly witchy-poo hair that I envy.

Aw, so no neon cocks - for great justice? XD I am a strange hybrid between shy and not shy - (see previous remarks about having a paranoid fear of 'bothering' people XD) but once you start to talk to me, you have to clobber me over the head to get me to STFU XD

Heh, at the moment, watching sis put up decorations because she feels like it, and drinking green ginger wine with ginger ale. It are tasty. Halloween isn't big here (yet, give it a few years) so it's likely gonna be pretty quiet.

(I will give you colour swatches soon, I think I may have figured out how to make them into awesome actions :D Which will awesomely remove hideous shadow colour issues)

:D that's the one!

awh, again with the cute. i'm the youngest in my family, (un?)luckily. my hair is pooklet's 'mousey' almost exactly. :P

i would like to neonize the cocks just for lolz :D mebbe i will redistribute them privatelyz and stuff. i need to get the word out about the neon cocks, though. maybe i could make it into a meme. "have you been sodomized by a neon-cock-wearing bee today?"

aw, i would never clobber you over the head *patpat*

halloween is sort of halfheartedly big - its too cold to do it properly and we don't do it as extravagantly as the US, but it does happen. it terrifies me.

lookin' forward to the swatches, but no pressure :D

Awesome :D

Heh, I am the oldest :D It's pretty awesome being the oldest, but I'd imagine being the youngest has it's appeal. Being a middle child must suck though :P *pats bother* He does have the distinction of being the first male born in my mum's side in over fifty years. Weird how that works.

Secret underground neon penis club? I see nothing wrong with this XD

ROFL, give it time :D My own mother has taken to doing the NCIS Gibbs headslap when I'm being irritating :D

God the Americans do Halloween widely. We kinda have ideal weather for it here - it's pleasant in the evening, warm enough without being hot, then it cools down nicely without being cold. I think the only thing stopping it from getting big here is that it's viewed rather negatively as being an American tradition, and there's a large amount of people who are agains that :/ Im not fussed either way - I won't go out of my way to do it, but if I'm invited to a party, then hey, it's a chance to dick around in a silly costume. I won't argue with that :)

XD, I just need to finetune them, I think I may have solved my hideously coloured shadow problem with said actions. Multiply just doesn't do it well sometimes, and colour burn is too strong >< I just need to work out how to get the pastel colours to look good.

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